Monday, January 28, 2013

Frozen Face

Dear Nicole Kidman,

What in the hell are you doing to your face?
 You are starting to look all screwy. Quit the "procedures" and own your age. You need to tell your friend Courteney Cox to do the same.

Otherwise you'll start looking like your friend Donatella Versace,

or your friend buff Carrot Top.
Love, Sharon

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