Saturday, September 24, 2011

To Hell With Moderation

Do you want to know what?  I don't like people who compulsively diet.

That's right.

Exercise all you want.  Run day and night.  Get up in the middle of the night to do additional Pilates.  Go right ahead.

Turn down a piece of warm bread and butter?  You are a fool.  If someone offers you a chocolate chip cookie and a glass of milk and you say no?  I simply do not want to be your friend. 

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

What I am Thinking About

H.W. Crocker III

An Open Letter to Mr. Crocker.
Dear Sir.
This evening I read an article you wrote entitled "Use NFP, It Doesn't Work" and I want you to know that I loved it.  I found your article while doing research for an article that I am writing about NFP.  I put in the Google search function "NFP Doesn't Work" and your article was delivered from cyber-Heaven.  The part where you quoted the tearful NFP-lover with her "wonderfully made" body made me laugh so hard that I woke one of the children sleeping on my floor. 

I have spent the last hour trying to find contact information for you - but to no avail.  That is why I am writing you this letter on my own blog.  Fat chance you are going to see it.

So my research changed from NFP to contact info for HW Crocker III, and to my surprise I discovered that you also authored "Triumph".  Sir, If I were anywhere near you I would pat you on the back, or give you a hug, or something like that.  I like the way you think.

So please accept this letter with a hefty dose of praise.  I thoroughly enjoy your work.
God Bless You,
Sharon Kieffer Steele

If you'd like to read "Use NFP: It Doesn't Work" here you go.
You're welcome.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Scenes from a Roadtrip

Is is wrong to love a bug?  Because I was smitten with this little jumper.

Nevermind the chocolate on the teeth.  After a long hike, nothing soothes the soul like an entire box of moonpies.
Self Portrait Artistes.


The End.

Monday, September 5, 2011

What I'm Thinking About...

Lily Allen.

I love this song.  I love this video.  The end.

Sunday, September 4, 2011

What I'm Thinking About...

Don't you love it when a tame little dinner party erupts into a full-fledged Par-Taaay?! Oh.  My absolute favorite.  After a few glasses of wine - some steak (I don't even eat meat!) - a couple of beers - bread and butter - 2 pieces of Boston Creme Pie - a whole lot of laughter - some Euro stories out of Grant - the whole place busted a move to 1st Wave on Sirius.  First up was the Violent Femmes "Blister in the Sun."  These are the times that make histories.

Friday, September 2, 2011

What I'm Thinking About...

Ellie Goulding - and how much I love her.

I love her too much.  And I think you're going to, too.

Thursday, September 1, 2011

What I'm Thinking About...

I am really thinking about the implosion of my beloved homeschool group......

But in order to keep my mind off of that I am thinking about months and how September 2011 is going to be bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. 

I don't really have a favorite month - If you pinned me down I'd probably say June - but it is possible that is not exactly true.

I absolutely have a most UNfavorite month.  That month is February.  I am almost certain that month is evil.

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