What The...?

Guys, I promise.  I will get back to my favorite unpaid job of all, updating this blog, very soon. In the meantime I leave you with this.  Don't sue me if your retinas burn.  What in the everloving hell is she thinking?

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I read somewhere that maternity clothes are passe. One ought to just buy larger normal clothes and spare the world the cliched stretchy-tummied Motherhood Maternity garb.

Oh realllllly? Because if you ask me, Ms. Kardashian looks a little sumpin' like Violet Beauregard.

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