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Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Apples and Trees

Apparently the aforementioned don't fall far from one another because of this:




An Ode to Jackie Robinson


Football, baseball, cross-country too
Jackie Robinson, which will you choose?

The Brooklyn Dodgers called your name
And you went down in the Hall of  Fame

 By Michael K. Steele


Fanciful wordplay must run in the family because I think Michael "hit a home run" with this little bit of poetic brilliance.

Thursday, February 28, 2013

My new favorite subject

I didn't know I had this many opinions about Kim Kardashian. This outfit.

CLINT BREWER/SPLASH NEWS ONLINE

Look, I am all in favor of getting big during pregnancy.  Biiiiig. Lord know I have done it. But, sister! You have to dress for it. This outfit is crazy.

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Letter to Myself

Dear Sharon,
There is a lot of crap that you screw up on a regular basis. You are a work-in-progress with a bigger emphasis on the work rather than the progress.

However...

Today you made a cloud that looks pretty much like a real cloud.


And if you accomplish nothing else this week - just remember: You rocked that cloud.

Love, Yourself

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Give me an EPIDURAL!!



Dumb chick alert: I read People magazine.

Ah.  That hurts to admit. But I do. And sometimes, when I am bored or sick (like I am today.. both) I click on the links at the bottom of the page to see what is happening on more salacious or scandalous tabloids. Today I stumbled across this bit of crap:

http://thestir.cafemom.com/pregnancy/139954/model_miranda_kerrs_judgy_comments

My dad says that 'interesting people do not talk about people.' My dad also spray painted the words "Reptilian Brain" on the wall of our garage, so what does he know?

Here's the deal folks - having been around the labor and delivery block a couple (plus 3) times I feel at liberty to comment on this story.  I have done it both ways.  I have delivered three big, healthy, alert babies without so much as a tylenol in my corner.  I felt powerful, ultimately feminine. When it came time to deliver my 5th precious child, I didn't have the stuff it took to fight that battle because here's the deal folks: 
Labor sucks.

It is stressful, it is scary (at times), and it hurts like hell.  So, knowing all the information, I chose the path of least resistance.  I opted for the epidural. Truth? The medication can pass from the spinal column and over the placenta and to the baby.  The baby can be a bit groggy. That did not make one eeensy weensy bit of difference to me at all. And so you ask, what was the experience like? Well, it was peaceful. I could listen to the doctor without the mask of mortal pain and process exactly what was happening. I loved it. Was it a selfish decision, Yes. But, Lucy's birthday was indeed one of the best days of my life. Should God decide to show his incredible sense of humor and bless us with another child, I will do it the exact same way.  Groggy baby or not.

I love Miranda Kerr.  I am proud of her for sticking by her principles and choosing the path that she felt best for her child and herself. I just wish the people on the other side of the argument would own their position, as well, risks, selfishness and all.

Friday, March 16, 2012

I'm Making Art

Come check it.  Because heaven knows I'm not writing a bit!
Clickety Click to See It!

Saturday, September 24, 2011

To Hell With Moderation

Do you want to know what?  I don't like people who compulsively diet.

That's right.

Exercise all you want.  Run day and night.  Get up in the middle of the night to do additional Pilates.  Go right ahead.

Turn down a piece of warm bread and butter?  You are a fool.  If someone offers you a chocolate chip cookie and a glass of milk and you say no?  I simply do not want to be your friend. 
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