Frozen Face

Dear Nicole Kidman,

What in the hell are you doing to your face?

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 You are starting to look all screwy. Quit the "procedures" and own your age. You need to tell your friend Courteney Cox to do the same.

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Otherwise you'll start looking like your friend Donatella Versace,

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or your friend buff Carrot Top.

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Love, Sharon